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jnelsoninjax    9,208

It's a quiet night at a remote roadhouse hotel when a semi-trailer pulls in and the truckie stomps into the bar and demands a whiskey. He slams it down and immediately asks for another, which he also drains in one go. When he asks for a third the barman asks him what's got him so upset.

The truckie swears and explains he's hit a pig on the highway and he's stuck in his bull-bar, and still alive!

"Every time I get near the damn pig screams and tries to go for me, I can't get him out," he says.

"Ahhh," says the barman, "No problems cobber, I've got your answer right here," and produces a .303 from under the bar. "Put one of those between his eyes and he'll drop right out," he explains.

The truckie grabs the rifle and goes outside and a shot is heard. Back comes the truckie and demands yet another whiskey, and another after that.

"What's the problem," asks the barman, "didn't it work?"
 

Spoiler


"Oh, it worked just fine," replies the truckie, "the pig's out no worries... Now I can't get his bloody motorcycle out!"

 

  • Haha 3

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