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18 minutes ago, Steven P. said:

<Quatre vingt dix sept>

In swiss-french it's more logical. Instead of "quatre vingt" (eighty) they say "huitante," and "quatre vingt dix" (ninety) is "nonante." It still throws me when talking to people in France, I have to stop them for a moment to be sure I'm writing the right number down. :laugh:

 

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8 hours ago, Nick H. said:

In swiss-french it's more logical. Instead of "quatre vingt" (eighty) they say "huitante," and "quatre vingt dix" (ninety) is "nonante." It still throws me when talking to people in France, I have to stop them for a moment to be sure I'm writing the right number down. :laugh:

How many languages do you speak @Nick H.?

8 minutes ago, jnelsoninjax said:

How many languages do you speak @Nick H.?

Just English and French. I can get around in Spanish, and apparently I can point at things and make a poor effort to buy a charger in Portugese. :laugh:

 

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21 hours ago, Nick H. said:

Just English and French. I can get around in Spanish, and apparently I can point at things and make a poor effort to buy a charger in Portugese. :laugh:

 

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Dutch guy walking in, and going to mess this up even more :D

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18 hours ago, Mindovermaster said:

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Touche....

Rotatory dial as well! I am willing to bet most kids today could not figure out how to use rotatory dial!

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25 minutes ago, jnelsoninjax said:

Rotatory dial as well! I am willing to bet most kids today could not figure out how to use rotatory dial!

I saw a video of some parents trying to get their children to phone a number. It was painful to watch. Equally painful was a kid with a Gameboy. They weren't pushing the buttons and they didn't understand why it wasn't reacting when they touched the screen. :no:

 

New Girl wasn't an amazing show, but Nick Miller/Jake Johnson was very relateable:

 

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53 minutes ago, jnelsoninjax said:

Rotatory dial as well! I am willing to bet most kids today could not figure out how to use rotatory dial!

Mhm, I've seen those reactions of young kids trying to understand what is and how to use it. I only barely ever used it, but I do get how it works..

 

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