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On 01/02/2024 at 02:09, THE END said:

explain please

A traditional clown routine would be for a very small car to drive into the ring, and then many clowns - more than you would expect to be able to fit in the car - get out. So there wasn't just the one clown in the car, which is why there are so many ambulances.

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On 01/02/2024 at 22:15, primortal said:

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I've never had a dog do that. You throw the toy out, they grab it and come back and then refuse to give it up, even though your intention is to throw it again so they can enjoy chasing it. Our current one is smart enough to know when you throw something in an attempt to distract him though. He watches it fly over his head, doesn't move, watches where it lands and then looks back at us as if to say, "really? c'mon, I know what you're doing..."

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This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

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On 01/02/2024 at 18:54, Xenon said:

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This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say

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On 02/02/2024 at 01:54, Xenon said:

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This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

A Florida man stole an alligator from a golf course and released it into a restaurant 🤣😬

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