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On 01/02/2024 at 19:54, Xenon said:

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This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

these are the headlines of my birthday:

88-Year-Old Florida Man Burns Raccoon Alive Because It Ate His Mangoes

and,

Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website

🤣🤣🤣!!

 

 

On 01/02/2024 at 19:54, Xenon said:

5vngxt0xdyfc1.jpeg

 

This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

Florida man pulls out ‘Dank Gummies’ instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say

On 01/02/2024 at 18:54, Xenon said:

5vngxt0xdyfc1.jpeg

 

This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

 

Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute, police say!

😄

On 01/02/2024 at 17:54, Xenon said:

5vngxt0xdyfc1.jpeg

 

This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

Here is mine for October 17:
Florida man wearing nothing but cowboy hat attacks woman with machete: police

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On 02/02/2024 at 21:13, devHead said:

Here is mine for October 17:
Florida man wearing nothing but cowboy hat attacks woman with machete: police

Mine is Florida Man Arrested After Fit Of Rage When Checker’s Ran Out Of Lettuce

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On 01/02/2024 at 19:54, Xenon said:

5vngxt0xdyfc1.jpeg

 

This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in

Florida man throws Christmas tree at wife after food fight

On 02/02/2024 at 00:54, Xenon said:

5vngxt0xdyfc1.jpeg

 

This is the headline of my birthday 

 

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

Man claimed he was threatened by vampires, authorities say

I got "Shirtless Florida man is back to take on Hurricane Florence because the Internet made it so." but worse, I found out I share a birthday with Ron Feckin DeSantis!!!!

On 02/02/2024 at 13:58, Raze said:

 

Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute, police say!

😄

Hey, that is a good way of doing things!

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