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On 23/05/2025 at 15:40, Mindovermaster said:

I think it's duck tape on the wing. Wing of an airplane.

Its actually called "speed tape" it meant for quick safe temporary repairs on planes. Its safe, but its not meant to be permanent fix. By the amount of that tape on that wing... something tells me its one of those permanent "temporary" solutions.

On 24/05/2025 at 06:40, Mindovermaster said:

I think it's duck tape on the wing. Wing of an airplane.

People who refer to "duct tape" as "duck tape" are quackers. :p

On 23/05/2025 at 18:08, Karlston said:

People who refer to "duct tape" as "duck tape" are quackers. :p

Ducks get hit by a 747? Oh, wait, that's a seagull..

On 25/05/2025 at 20:26, Som said:

###### off, that wasn't 20 years ago

Ah feck , it was 21

Yup... we're getting old.... 🤷‍♂️

But.... "And that you should go sodomize yourself with retractable batons."
Just..... Epic..... 🤣

On 25/05/2025 at 19:54, Xenon said:

The Pirate Bay, launched in 2003 by Swedish anti-copyright group Piratbyrån, became the world’s leading BitTorrent file-sharing site. Despite legal battles, including a 2006 police raid and 2009 convictions of founders Fred.jpg

Showing my age here, as I remember this when it happened! 😛 I tried to find if we covered it, but it looks like we didn't, or the article got lost.

And a funny image:

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On 26/05/2025 at 14:54, Steven P. said:

Showing my age here, as I remember this when it happened! 😛 I tried to find if we covered it, but it looks like we didn't, or the article got lost.

And a funny image:

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This is hilarious and yet no laughs. How dare you people!

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