joke A Blonde joke

[jnelsoninjax]

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at a casino in Australia.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $25,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said “I hope you don’t mind but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop she yelled “YES! YES!, I WON! I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked “What did she roll?” The other answered “I don’t know, I thought you were watching”

Spoiler

MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men.

 

[Nikoleta987]

Haha, this is a good blonde joke:D

I also know a funny one:

A blonde was visiting Paris for the first time. She wanted to see the city from the Eiffel Tower, but she couldn't find it. She asked a police officer for directions, 'Good morning officer, could you tell me how to get to the Eiffel Tower?'
The police officer replied, 'Oui Madame, wait there at the bus stop for the number 52 bus. It takes you right there.'
She thanked the officer and went to the bus stop. One and a half hour later the police officer returned to the same street and saw the blonde still waiting.
'Excuse me, but to get to the Eiffel Tower, I said to wait here for the number 52 bus. That was more than an hour ago. Why are you still here, waiting?'
The blonde answered, 'Do not worry, it won't be long now. The 49th bus just went by!'