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Always get a second opinion....

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EmuZombie    140

A doctor and his wife were having an argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" the doctor shouted and stormed out of the door off to work. By midmorning he decided that he would try to make amends and called home. After many rings his wife finally picked up the phone.

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed"

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"I was getting a second opinion"

Source: jokeaday.com

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YahoKa    0

LOL. Here is another "Second opinion joke" too:

A woman goes to see her head doc, explaining problems she is having in her marriage.

"My husband and I simply dont seem to get along on simple things like what to when we go out for a night, ... " and proceeds with a long list of things she doesn't like. "And this is affecting our love life as well, sex is just terrible now."

"Perhaps you are being to selfish," the doctor proposes, "why dont you try fulfilling his sexual needs, and then maby he wil do the same for you."

The woman, being terribly offended by him calling her selfish, picks up her coat saying "thats it. I don't like your attitude. I want a second opinion!"

"Ok," the doctor agrees, "it's because your ugly too."

:p

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