Bmarius Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Check these out: 1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? 6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off." 8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN" 9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. 11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) 13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. 14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) 15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) 16. User Error: Replace user. 17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" 18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeFace Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Originally posted by Bmarius 8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kintamanate Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 lol @ #12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me101 Veteran Posted March 4, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 4, 2002 I used to have those and many more as my rotating signature when i was on the bbs and fidonet circuit years ago.... Brings back memories... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me101 Veteran Posted March 4, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 4, 2002 Mind you, one of my favs is... Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercube Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Yes, that is quite funny... This version of Windows is not activated. Hope you have backed up your data. Crashing in...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin L Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :lick: :lick: :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 ahah @ 17:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin L Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 LOL @ 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icie Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 LOL Number 120. Seriously, this reminds me of the old joke about the prisoners referring to jokes by numbers, and then a new inmate just b/s ing a number, resulting in uproarious laughter because "we haven't heard that one before". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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