Best Accident Ever!


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Looks like UPS won, and nobody is getting their package on time...

And here is a nice quote:

"Look what you did to my package"

"I told you not to drag the FED EX guy"

"Fireman says: Why the hell am I here, there's no fire"

"Other guy says, you think we can turn it over ourselves ?"

"Can't we all just get along ?"

"This reminds me of Castaway somehow ?"

"Tick tock tick tock tick tock"

"UPS guy says I didn't see the big white truck with orange letters"

"FEDEX guys says wouldn't it be funny if we had a three way accident with the USPS ?"

"Fireman says where the hell is the guy from the FedEx truck?"

"Fireman says Is the three day deadline really that important ?"

"Fireman says I think someone is going to get fired today"

Damn, I USED to be funny.

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Lets have some picture fun ( I need to be doing this **** at my own forums, lol)

http://www.funnypop.com/funny/posts/231.shtml

Quotes for above pic:

"I still don't think Roseanne Bar's ass would fit in that"

"Help me get up there"

"It's gonna take alot of plastic to cover this thing"

"If we buy this, I ain't gonna vaccuum it"

"I wonder if the coins in the cushions are big too ?"

"$hit you could loose a person in that couch"

"I bet it's tough to find the remote in that one"

"A couch we can actually have orgies on"

"if this is the love seat, I don't want to see the couch"

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This happened not far from where i live. This accident was in Saginaw, Michigan. The corner is Pierce Rd. and Mackinaw Rd. The UPS guy was northbound on mackinaw and had the right of way. Pierce is a crossroad that has a stop sign. The Fed-Ex driver was heading east on Pierce. Fed-Ex guy pulled out in front of the UPS driver, who didn't have a stop sign, and got T-boned. Neither driver was hurt. This accident happened about a year ago or so. If you look close at the road sign, you can see "Pierce"

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