StimpyX Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Some of my favorite email sigs from over the years... -------------------------------------------------- California, n.: From Latin "calor" meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia" for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex." (Ed Moran) -------------------------------------------------- Descartes orders a hotdog. Vendor: "Relish?" Descartes: "I think not." And Descartes instantly vanishes. -------------------------------------------------- Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. -------------------------------------------------- The Quick Guide to Religious Conviction: Christian: Believe Atheist: Don't believe Agnostic: Whatever -------------------------------------------------- Copy from one and it's called plagiarism; copy from two and it's called research. -------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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