flyers Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 My mom just sent this to me. She's seen me go off on people for forwarding crap like what's in here. THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail. 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ..NEVER--NEVER !! 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS. 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA!! 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on! Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kintamanate Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 funny..i got that one forwarded to me before:roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I know a few people who could benefit from this piece of advice. I get forwarded emails of the like all the time from morons who think they are doing me a favor. lol :right: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by Keldyn I know a few people who could benefit from this piece of advice. I get forwarded emails of the like all the time from morons who think they are doing me a favor. lol :right: :mad: I know how u feel, it all starts from 1 moron he sends it to everyone untill the rest of the morons get it and they send it to the same people and it goes on and on and then by the time u have read the first email the same god damn email comes from about 60+ people god damn filling up my inbox! The foward button should be removed! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted April 17, 2002 Veteran Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by flyers1033 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ..NEVER--NEVER !! umm... so then shouldn't i be forwarding them? that way I'll never see pop-up windows ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted April 17, 2002 Administrators Share Posted April 17, 2002 I know how u feel, it all starts from 1 moron he sends it to everyone untill the rest of the morons get it and they send it to the same people and it goes on and on and then by the time u have read the first email the same god damn email comes from about 60+ people god damn filling up my inbox! at least we can agree on the fact that there are alot of morons on the Internet ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deryck Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I sometimes receive chain letters by my friends whcich are quite Philosophical so I tend to actually read them and possibly forward them, depends what mood I am in. In addition, shall I add: 13) No I will NOT receieve another boyfriend/grilfriend or another kiss if I forward this. 14) Microsoft will not delete my account if I do not forward this letter. It will get deleted if i do not send a letter within a certain amount of time though but send good ones though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=NickJ= Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by Deryck I sometimes receive chain letters by my friends whcich are quite Philosophical so I tend to actually read them and possibly forward them, depends what mood I am in. In addition, shall I add: 13) No I will NOT receieve another boyfriend/grilfriend or another kiss if i forward this. 14) Microsoft will not delete my account if I forward this letter. It will get deleted if i do not send a letter within a certain amount of time though but send good ones though. exactly what i was going to add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted April 17, 2002 MVC Share Posted April 17, 2002 When ever someone forwards me something.... I click Reply and type "Unsubscribe" and send it back to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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