EmuZombie Veteran Posted April 18, 2002 Veteran Share Posted April 18, 2002 God was just about done creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave it to Adam. He was so excited he went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it." "What's it called?" Eve asked. "Brains" God said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCsoul Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 now....that was funny!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vodkacow Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 ouch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurting101 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Hehe *notes joke in memory so it can be mistold later* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 ehehehe ... funny :D :D hmm.. i wonder wut would have happened if it was posted in one of them anti evolution threads ........:s :s :s :s :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icie Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 LOL...don't imagine, might irradiate your brain. Then again, in another version of this one I heard somewhere, God gave Adam two extra parts: a pen15 (is that word censored?), and brains. He told Adam, "I have good news and bad news." Adam said, "What's the good news?" God replied, "Of these two organs, one will give you a lot of wisdom and knowledge, the other will give you great pleasure." Adam then said, "That is truly very good news! What is the bad news?" God said, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinh Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 lmao :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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