vf- Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Dunno if any1 has read this before but a friend gave me this thought it was funny as hell Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed Many people are at a loss for a response when somebody says, ?You don?t know Jack schitt?. I can now confirm how you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt & O Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being Married for 15 years, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Scitt later married Ted Sherlock and because the kids were living with her, she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding in the newspaper announced the Schitt - happens wedding. The Schitt - Happens children were Dawg, Byrd & Hoarse Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, ?You don?t know Jack Schitt? You can correct them!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Otto Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 HEHE, Already saw it i already saw this on twisted humor so :p its old as all crap too. saw it a few months ago :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timan Veteran Posted April 26, 2002 Veteran Share Posted April 26, 2002 https://www.neowin.net/bboard/showthread.ph...&highlight=jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoneblitz61 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Don't forget Eet Schitt and Di , his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Blue Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 That thing doesn't work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluggz Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 i saw the video (twisted humor)... funny stuff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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