Who is Jack Schitt?


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Dunno if any1 has read this before but a friend gave me this thought it was funny as hell

Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed

Many people are at a loss for a response when somebody says, ?You don?t know

Jack schitt?. I can now confirm how you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt & O Schitt

Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced

6 children, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt

Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being Married for 15 years, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Scitt later married Ted Sherlock and because the kids were living with her, she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition,

Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding in the newspaper announced the Schitt - happens wedding.

The Schitt - Happens children were Dawg, Byrd & Hoarse Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride,

Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, ?You don?t know Jack Schitt?

You can correct them!.

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