[Joke] Windows XP Source Code

[VG11489]

Windows Source Code

Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.

#include <windows.h>

#include <system_errors.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()

{

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \

or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

if (rand() < 0.9)

crash(complete_system);

}

return(unrecoverable_system);

}

VG

[GameGuy21]

Lmao (Y)!

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crash(complete_system);

}

return(unrecoverable_system);

}

That's the best :laugh:

[Sn1p3t]

HAHAHAHAH, oh wait, I remember this!

Oh yeah, they made the same joke about Windows 2000

And Windows ME

And Windows 98SE

And Windows 98

And Windows 95

The funny thing is that my Windows machine booted up in half the time my Mandrake install took.

[Darkinspiration]

it'S so old it's sad

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The funny thing is that my Windows machine booted up in half the time my Mandrake install took.

you know you don't have to boot every service in mandrake you can disable the one you don't use and augment you booting speed by about 75 %

[NetRyder]

That's not XP. It's not even Windows. It's "Windoze 3.999" :p

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printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999

[imtoomuch]

Too bad Windows is now rock solid and the joke is invalid.