EmuZombie Veteran Posted May 3, 2002 Veteran Share Posted May 3, 2002 if trees could scream, would we be so cavillier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Dorr Veteran Posted May 3, 2002 Veteran Share Posted May 3, 2002 :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkaneda Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 taken from Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" from SNL's of the early 90's. funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StimpyX Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 One of my favorites is: "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset. And he has a beautiful rose in his beak. And also he is carrying a very beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you're drunk." Do not like the newer My Big Thick Novel bits. :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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