Hypercube Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 From TwistedHumor.com...: Joke of the day May 20, 2002 Rated PG-13 "Stretching A Dime" A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most out of a dime. The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime." The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a **** in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like ****. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back!" :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dragon Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Tasty :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathrocks314 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Um.. ikik! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercube Posted May 22, 2002 Author Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by Mathrocks314 Um.. ikik! Welcome to Neowin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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