[joke] chinese restaurant

[insanekiwi]

A man went into a popular Chinese restaurant and was asked to wait at the bar until a table was available. The bartender asked, ?What would you like?? The man replied, ?I?d like a Stoli with a twist.? The bartender paused for a moment, then said, ?Once upon a time, there were three little pigs??

[ZZOOzzoo]

:rofl:

I love all the jokes about Chinese....

[Milan -]

lol, but u need to do the chinese accent when the stoli wid da tiwst bit comes

[TheCandyMan]

lol...

i like chineese jokes

[Kerm]

Hehe.

[dannyscott5]

lol!!! thats a better one :rofl:

[rvbfan]

A man went into a popular Chinese restaurant and was asked to wait at the bar until a table was available. The bartender asked, ?What would you like?? The man replied, ?I?d like a Stoli with a twist.? The bartender paused for a moment, then said, ?Once upon a time, there were three little pigs??

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[ZZOOzzoo]

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ROTFL!!!!!

[em_te]

:blink: Still don't get it.

[chmsant]

:blink: Still don't get it.

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Bartendter took it to mean... "i'll take a STORY with a twist"

/me liked

[Liquid]

lol Thats pretty good :p

[AmpCoder]

lol, pretty good joke.

[em_te]

Bartendter took it to mean... "i'll take a STORY with a twist"

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I mean I don't understand what he intended to say.

[acoustikrage]

i see, making fun of chinese accents, huh? kinda funny, i'm chinese and i couldn't fake an accent if my life depended on it.

[jackwanders]

I mean I don't understand what he intended to say.

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Stoli is short for Stolichnaya, a popular Russian vodka.

[insanekiwi]

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:rofl: (Y)

[allfive6]

LMAO