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should we do a head count....

Why? I've got one - how many do you have? :blink:

EDIT: It was a joke, I was saying I've got one head - not one invite. PLEASE - no more PMs. Sheesh

Edited by travelcard

agreed ... and so far .. no one has liked my attached joke :(

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

haha, thats a good one, wonder if that works.... :laugh:

Well, if nothing else this thread has been good for testing out the new Neowin servers! Seems like they're doing very well now. Haven't had anything slow down on me today really, nor have I had any time outs at all. Me is impressed :)

HAhahahahhaha tylerk, awesome. That one made me laugh heaps... gotta remember that.

haha, thats a good one, wonder if that works.... :laugh:

glad you guys like it :D, it gets quite boring waiting for the invites.. so i opened up my old collection of random txt files.. Heres another one .. the super man joke!

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting

and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask

if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls.

Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little

disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he fancied a

few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Cat woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman?s apartment

to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he

saw Wonder woman naked on the bed with her legs open and

her eyes closed. Superman thought to himself, "So exotic, should

I or shouldn't I ..wait ..I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in

there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said, "What is going on?

Did you hear anything..........????"

Invisible-Man replied, "No! But....... my ASS hurts like hell!"

Well, if nothing else this thread has been good for testing out the new Neowin servers! Seems like they're doing very well now. Haven't had anything slow down on me today really, nor have I had any time outs at all. Me is impressed :)

it's pretty slow over here :s

glad you guys like it :D, it gets quite boring waiting for the invites.. so i opened up my old collection of random txt files.. Heres another one .. the super man joke!

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting

and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask

if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls.

Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little

disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he fancied a

few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Cat woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman?s apartment

to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he

saw Wonder woman naked on the bed with her legs open and

her eyes closed. Superman thought to himself, "So exotic, should

I or shouldn't I ..wait ..I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in

there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said, "What is going on?

Did you hear anything..........????"

Invisible-Man replied, "No! But....... my ASS hurts like hell!"

ROTFL, amazing:laugh:h:

well technically the ppl who got invites from kderby should post theirs on the board...

QUOTING. C'mon people!:cry:y:

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