Top 9 things men shouldn't say in Victoria's Secret

[Bei337]

9) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7) Mom will love this.

6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4) Will you model this for me???

3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

[NeoXY]

LMFAO...oh man...a guy would get seriously pwned if he said those kind of stuff :p

[linsook]

lol i busted a horrible line before.... "you sure its large enough?" ahahaha oh man, i didnt hear the end of it that night. it was a joke but i still got crap at the end.

[myNando]

9) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

HAHA :rofl: AHAHAA!!

[xxdesmus]

8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

So great man :laugh: (Y)

i busted a horrible line before.... "you sure its large enough?" ahahaha oh man, i didnt hear the end of it that night. it was a joke but i still got crap at the end.

that was almost funnier than any of the list ...i hope you were talking about a bra :p

[crimsonhead]

Pretty bad imo.

[Shof]

spead more time in making this better

[MulletRobZ]

I don't think so. (N) If you want Victoria's Secret humour, I suggest you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's CD called "Games Rednecks Play"! :p

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

spead more time in making this better

agreed.. this joke was in bad taste.. i didn't laugh

[Bei337]

o rly?

I found it on a joke website's Sexist section. I'm not a sexist myself, but they are still funny imo, plus u get to learn a lesson! :)

[Wannabe]

4) Will you model this for me???

I would ask that :whistle: :shifty: