[Joke] The Slinky Funeral 


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In response to the death of one of our beloved friends Mr. Slinky, This is the funeral service for his / her / its death. Refreshments are served and this will be an ongoing funeral, Please feel free to say a few words in the dear memory of Mr. Slinky

Edited by Ricky S.
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We barely knew ye, Slinky.

I wrote a poem just for you, Slinks... Here it goes:

Why, oh why did the slinky have to die

For it wasn't its time

...:cry:...

I can't go on. I'm too emotional.

XOXO

:sob:

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Mr. Metal Slinky (Mr. Plastic Slinky's brother) would like to offer his condolence's to Mr. Plastic Slinky's family and friend's.

It is indeed a sad day.

He will be remembered.

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:cry: Slinky. We shall miss thee dearly :cry:

WHY!!!! WHY GOD WHY?!!!!

*sniff* Hold me :(.

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RIP Slinky...

I've just received news that Slinky's sister, Bright Shiny Slinky, just committed suicide. Here is a picture of her when she jumped to her death:

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And even Slinky Jr., even before he got out of her mom's belly, arrived at the funeral.

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo say it ain't so! Slinky will always be remembered in the hearts of men as being a true hero, and always thinking of others before himself. Please let us have a moment of silence for the hero known as slinky.

:cry: :cry:

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I believe its related to this tragic event here
thank you. And ah, RIP Slinky.
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'Tis a sad day when any slinky dies.

I've just got over the death of one of mine about a year ago... so sad..

:cry:

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