[Joke] The Slinky Funeral 


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In response to the death of one of our beloved friends Mr. Slinky, This is the funeral service for his / her / its death. Refreshments are served and this will be an ongoing funeral, Please feel free to say a few words in the dear memory of Mr. Slinky

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RIP Slinky...

I've just received news that Slinky's sister, Bright Shiny Slinky, just committed suicide. Here is a picture of her when she jumped to her death:

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And even Slinky Jr., even before he got out of her mom's belly, arrived at the funeral.

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