[Joke] The Slinky Funeral

[Edrick Smith]

In response to the death of one of our beloved friends Mr. Slinky, This is the funeral service for his / her / its death. Refreshments are served and this will be an ongoing funeral, Please feel free to say a few words in the dear memory of Mr. Slinky

Edited August 29, 2006 by Ricky S.

[myNando]

We barely knew ye, Slinky.

I wrote a poem just for you, Slinks... Here it goes:

Why, oh why did the slinky have to die

For it wasn't its time

...:cry:...

I can't go on. I'm too emotional.

XOXO

:sob:

[Sethos]

Slinky slinky you da' man!

You slink down them' stairs like noone can!

Goooooo Slinky!

:cry:

[Martyn]

Mr. Metal Slinky (Mr. Plastic Slinky's brother) would like to offer his condolence's to Mr. Plastic Slinky's family and friend's.

It is indeed a sad day.

He will be remembered.

[jimbo11883]

Wow you guys are funny! :woot:

[+John. Subscriber¹]

:cry: Slinky. We shall miss thee dearly :cry:

WHY!!!! WHY GOD WHY?!!!!

*sniff* Hold me :(.

[Edrick Smith]

"Picks up a soda to propose a toast to Mr. Slinky"?

[PaulCabby]

*Gets completely hammered*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOS LINKEY!!!!!!!!! *Pokes*

[MGS4-SS]

RIP Slinky...

I've just received news that Slinky's sister, Bright Shiny Slinky, just committed suicide. Here is a picture of her when she jumped to her death:

And even Slinky Jr., even before he got out of her mom's belly, arrived at the funeral.

[Slight]

My Condolence to the owner of Mr. Slinky, who rolled down many steps, may the garbage be with you Mr. Slinky.

RIP ???? - 2006

[funkymunky]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

[Bawx]

It's a slinky deathfest. :(

[Rowain]

Even my tie is weeping :(

[Deadlydread]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo say it ain't so! Slinky will always be remembered in the hearts of men as being a true hero, and always thinking of others before himself. Please let us have a moment of silence for the hero known as slinky.

:cry: :cry:

[madnuke]

I held a minutes silence for the death of the slinky

RIP.

[Yuxi]

RIP slinky :(

[Allan]

someone wanna explain please?

[DemonicHawk]

:cry: you will always be remembered :cry:

[crimsonhead]

And on the 4th day, god created slinky.

[nvllsvm]

I have sympathy for you and Zoidberg.

[skase]

I believe its related to this tragic event here

[Allan]

I believe its related to this tragic event here

thank you. And ah, RIP Slinky.

[JohnsonBox]

Thou shall not die till LORD summons you.

Come back and open your big mouth. Refreshments are also served for you.

[Kraftman]

RIP Mr. Slinky... we will see you in another life.

*cries uncontrollably*

[Matrix XII]

'Tis a sad day when any slinky dies.

I've just got over the death of one of mine about a year ago... so sad..

:cry: