Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 11, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted September 11, 2006 A man walks into a restaurant, he right away notices how dirty the place is.. peanuts shells on the floor, and the menu written on a chalk board. So the man walks up to the counter and looks at the menu. It reads: Hamburger: $3.00 Fries: $1.50 Handjob: $5.00 so the man sees a hot blonde behind the counter and calls her over. He asks her "excuse me.. do you work here?" she replies, "yes, i do" the man asks, "are you the one giving the hand jobs?" the hot blonde replies "yes i am" so the man says "ok, can you please wash your hands, i want a hamburger" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shof Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 forgot the joke title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 ha ha. don't laugh at your own jokes as it takes the fun out of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokeripa Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Thats not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John S. Veteran Posted September 12, 2006 Veteran Share Posted September 12, 2006 Topics must be correctly pre-fixed, Threads started without correct headers can & will be deleted without notice. [Joke] must be used for topics where the poster is telling a (hopefully) funny joke. Also for funny articles or linked websites. [Video] must be used for topics where an (allegedly) funny video is linked to. [Pic] must be used for topics where a (reportedly) funny picture is shown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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