Ice cooling - am I a genius?


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maybe instead of ice you could use a dozen sparrows that will fly in over the cpu, pick up the heat in their claws and fly it out the window and return. I think about 6 sparrows should be ample, more if you have a larger distance to travel.

Alternatively put sausages* onto your cpu so that the meat absorbs the heat, not only cooling your PC but cooking a delicious meal too.

*sausages can be substituted for hamburgers, babies or fish if you prefer

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maybe instead of ice you could use a dozen sparrows that will fly in over the cpu, pick up the heat in their claws and fly it out the window and return.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

while your at it, just drill some holes in your fridge/frezer for cords and put your whole computer in there.

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What is the temperature of space? Is it constant? (obviously when its not in sunlight)

I'll come to PureLegends defense by asking a stupid question, but I thought that water freezes at 0c? Hence why Antartica is like.. cold and stuff.. cos its always in minus.. you know..

Water freezes at 0?C, provided a certain pressure level is given. I think it's 1013 mbar for water to freeze at 0?C. You can, for example, increase the pressure, and the freezing point would increase too. But that's not what I wanted to get at. Ice is 0?C. Or colder. At normal pressure, of course.

From the amount you know, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd been up in space and looked yourse:blink:nk:

But still, he can't tell the difference between "affect" and "effect".

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maybe instead of ice you could use a dozen sparrows that will fly in over the cpu, pick up the heat in their claws and fly it out the window and return. I think about 6 sparrows should be ample, more if you have a larger distance to travel.

Alternatively put sausages* onto your cpu so that the meat absorbs the heat, not only cooling your PC but cooking a delicious meal too.

*sausages can be substituted for hamburgers, babies or fish if you prefer

hahahahh quality post Smigit you never fail to make me chuckle :p I tired it but it failed...but then again i used pigeons sitting on small 3 legged seats....stool pigeons.....

Seriously though it is possible to use a fridge BUT only 1 type of fridge produces a moisture free environment...absorption fridges (like the fridges you find in mobile homes/caravans etc)

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But still, he can't tell the difference between "affect" and "effect".

sorry it was the lack of oxygen.... but I won't go back and edit it... That wouldn't be right of me... I missed a letter somewhere in there too

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maybe instead of ice you could use a dozen sparrows that will fly in over the cpu, pick up the heat in their claws and fly it out the window and return. I think about 6 sparrows should be ample, more if you have a larger distance to travel.

Alternatively put sausages* onto your cpu so that the meat absorbs the heat, not only cooling your PC but cooking a delicious meal too.

*sausages can be substituted for hamburgers, babies or fish if you prefer

LOL...

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sorry it was the lack of oxygen.... but I won't go back and edit it... That wouldn't be right of me... I missed a letter somewhere in there too
What the? You reply to your error 1 Year (-2 days) after?

You have been... in Coma?

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Firstly, apologies for going slightly off topic.....

Secondly, I knows its 2 in the morning, and I'm a little tired but...

At my PC, right now its 2.06am on 5th January 2008.

So whats the deal with the timestamps of the posts on this thread?? <See Pic>

Back on topic, seriously, this thread is both the weirdest and funniest thing I've read on Neowin for a LONG time. :laugh:

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