[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...

[Rahul]

Ok, I want to start a little game called "I'd love to go out with you but..."

The rules are simple, type in the words "I'd love to go out with you but" and then complete it with the silliest, funniest and weirdest excuses that you can think of...

I'll go first...

I'd love to go out with you but my undies are still wet after the wash

p.s. Have fun!

[Keito]

I'd love to go out with you but I have to reply to this thread about making up excuses for not going out with you

[JasonC]

I'd love to go out with you but im screwing your sister !

[leesmithg]

"I'd love to go out with you but, I am running a spyware scan tonight, and after defragmenting my hard drive''.

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but I think it's easier and cheaper all round if I stay home and masturbate over your photo instead.

[+John Teacake MVC]

I'd love to go out with you but your a man!

[Pajter]

I'd love to go out with you but I have to curl my butthair tonight.

[LightIdea]

I'd love to go out with you except for the fact that... I... er... crap! *runs*

[+Tantawi Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but you're so fat.

[Rob Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but I'm not allowed contact with females until the court case is resolved.

[Lingwo]

Mine may be not be the most appropriate so i'll put it in spoiler tags :p

I'd love to go out with you but i'm 10 and you're 45

[M1h4iL]

I'd love to go out with you but my mother would probably not be happy with it

and

I'd love to go out with you, but I prefer the company of other guys if you catch my drift...

[Berto]

I'd love to go out with you but then I'd have to go out with you.

[SMELTN]

I'd love to go out with you, but I was abducted by aliens and now have superpowers which I have to use to save the planet, and I can't get close to someone because the bad guys would try to kill you first just to get to me. I would love to stay and talk about it, but I must get to the invisible chopter now and rescue yet another beautiful woman in need of help

[snyper]

id love to go out with you, but ur an ugly C***.

[Dom]

I'd love to go out with you, but im snyper =\

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I would love to go out with you but my friends may see us together and I'd never live that down.

[+Tantawi Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but I already had sex today.

[slim_Az]

I'd love to go out with you but computer says no.

[t_r_nelson]

I'd love to go out with you but, Hale-Bopp is on it's way back and I need another session with my spritual advisor, Marshall Applewhite.

Garrr, snyper!!!

Edited April 2, 2007 by t_r_nelson

[Shetland]

I'd love to go out with you but you smell like wee.

[Glassed Silver]

I'd love to go out with you, but I bet my granpa is more interested...

Glassed Silver:mac

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but grrrr aaaaaaggggggghhhhh ffffffffnnnnnnnnn geeeeeh...

Oh, you're still here? Um, damn - assumed you'd just like leave or something. Ah... This is a tad embarassing... Look, see - here's the thing... It's not you it's me, you see I... LEG IT!

[snyper]

Id love to go out with you but i cant according to the bible...i cant explain why..its just gods will, i have faith that i will get laid when the time is right of course i will be married t her.., and the lord says now is not the time and you are not the one. Its says it in the scriptures. Also i still live at home with my parents.

Did i mention i was only 12.

Im sure by the time my balls drop, i'l change my mind.

[kevbo]

I'd love to go out with you, but I gave up women for Lent.