[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...

[The_Decryptor Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but i've gotta go save the internet baby.

[Rahul]

I'd love to go out with you but ..... im busy fighting 30 Ninjas Blindfolded & having Sex with 3 Blond Women at the Same Time

( I should not have to explain that the women in question above were satisfied, FULLY !!)

[snyper]

id love to go out wit you but .... your left hand smells like shite.

[Robbie Ride]

I can't see you any more.....I have a detached retina

id love to go out with you but.....I'm washing my hair,

How about tomorrow.....it has to dry

[snyper]

Id love to go ouy with you but you smell of fish.

[Robbie Ride]

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a burst couch

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a chewed apple

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a stampted on Toffee

[snyper]

id love to go out with you but... i divorced ur ass for a reason...twice.

[Rahul]

Id love to go out with you but... You should go out with Snyper & perhaps give him some head provided you don't look like a ****, your left hand doesn't smell like shite, you dont smell like fish & he hasn't divorced your ass any number of times

[TokyoKiller]

I'd love to go out with you but I AM YOUR FATHER.

[Allan]

I'd love to go out with you ... but I'm your grandfater, father and uncle.

[SubjectDelta]

I'd love to go out with you...but I'm queer.

[Rahul]

Id love to go out with you but... I am YOU

[SubjectDelta]

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm dying.

[Rahul]

Id love to go out with you but... I am a Lesbian trapped inside a Man's Body !!!

[sundayx Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but, I saw your sister first and she looks way better.

[snyper]

id love to go out with you bit i dont do dog.

[mikebiacsi]

I'd love to go out with you but your breath smells of ######.

[»X«]

I would like to go out with you but, I think Ive already ****ed you.

[snyper]

id love to go out with you, but ur english...

[mycoolkim]

I'd love to go out with you but didn't i sleep with you the night before?

[SubjectDelta]

I'd love to go out with you, but I have chlamydia...

[NightmarE D]

I'd love to go out with you, but LOOK A SQUIRELL!....*runs away*

I'd love to go out with you, but hold on a second....*farts on the phone and hangs up*

I'd love to go out with you, but your skanky mom gave me herpes.

I'd love to go out with you, but I saw you on Maury Povich and you're on the 20th guy and still don't know who the daddy is and I'm not getting stuck with the kid.

I'd love to go out with you, but I saw you on Jerry Springer and I know you're really a guy.

I'd love to go out with you, but when you took your shirt off on Springer I haven't been able to see since.

I'd love to go out with you, but you're my grandma and we've been through this before.

I'd love to go out with you, but I know grandma put you up to asking me about the threesome grandpa. Tell her to stop, it's not right.

OK I'm done :laugh:

[SubjectDelta]

I'd love to go out with you, but you don't put out.

[KiHu]

I'd love to go out with you but i have to stay home because my computer has a virus, and i think i have it to.

[Rahul]

Id love to go out with you but... im already out with You !!!

Id love to go out with you but... you are Gay !!!

Id love to go out with you but... im busy humping Angelina Jolie !!! :p