[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...


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Ok, I want to start a little game called "I'd love to go out with you but..."

The rules are simple, type in the words "I'd love to go out with you but" and then complete it with the silliest, funniest and weirdest excuses that you can think of...

I'll go first...

I'd love to go out with you but my undies are still wet after the wash

p.s. Have fun!

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I'd love to go out with you, but I was abducted by aliens and now have superpowers which I have to use to save the planet, and I can't get close to someone because the bad guys would try to kill you first just to get to me. I would love to stay and talk about it, but I must get to the invisible chopter now and rescue yet another beautiful woman in need of help

I'd love to go out with you but grrrr aaaaaaggggggghhhhh ffffffffnnnnnnnnn geeeeeh...

Oh, you're still here? Um, damn - assumed you'd just like leave or something. Ah... This is a tad embarassing... Look, see - here's the thing... It's not you it's me, you see I... LEG IT!

Id love to go out with you but i cant according to the bible...i cant explain why..its just gods will, i have faith that i will get laid when the time is right of course i will be married t her.., and the lord says now is not the time and you are not the one. Its says it in the scriptures. Also i still live at home with my parents.

Did i mention i was only 12.

Im sure by the time my balls drop, i'l change my mind.

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