[Game] Neowin Mafia

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Grand Master

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Day 7, PM

As one third of our townspeople are now secretly Mafia, it looks like nothing can, and is, being done to prevent the imminent takeover. The remaining townspeople appear to be simply lying back and watching the drama unfold.

This became evident when the Mafia persuaded other townspeople today to vote for Manish, who this morning was pushed over the cliffs onto the sharp rocks below. Manish did not die instantly. The Sheriff has since not reported in for duty, and it looks like he won't be in future.

We now have six remaining players:

1. Astro Zombie

2. Quick Shot

3. Sesse

4. SacrificialSoldier

5. Hankyone

6. Shof

7. Ricky S.

8. Dave Almighty

9. rEiVeRjOhN

10. Saxondale.

11. _Sharad_

12. Manish

13. e-m00

14. -Alex-

15. PedroQ

16. MchWalte

17. sundayx

18. iCeFuSiOn

19. benac

20. volvox

Grand Master

Lt-DavidW

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can i play ? xD

Too late, the game is almost over. Stick around as there may be a second game.

Day 8, AM

Morning News

This morning Mchwalte was killed by the Mafia, after being dipped in a pool of battery acid and razor blades, hung drawn quartered, and then used as dolphin bait and sent to the Pedigree Chum factory for processing.

Also, a note was found at the Sheriff's station this morning, stating:

"The Sheriff's blood finally spilled on the eighth day. Three quarters of the town dead, as is two of our brothers. Indeed the Sheriff had been difficult to identify, and your lack of communication as a town made our job easy. Even if we were to reveal our identities, the remaining voiceless townspeople will not go against us. They are to accept their fate. This town is dominated, the Mafia has taken majority, we have won. May our name be always with you."

Voting continues until 04:30 CST, 10:30 UST, 11:30 BST, and the loser will meet his fate half an hour later.

If an innocent is voted off this time, the Mafia have won!

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