[Game] Neowin Mafia III

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Lt-DavidW

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^ But if Rahul isn't mafia then the real mafia might now kill you off so as to make everyone think it was Rahul even though it wasn't....

So if you are now killed it therefore doesn't necessarily mean you were right. Or something.

:s

Either way, your double-logic has now secured both mikebiacsi and Rahuls' deaths. :s

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Shof

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i hate seeing when people who actually vote, get voted off early. I'm thinking of incorporating a attendance system into the game, so if theres a tie-vote, or someones attendance is at less then 20% after so many rounds, they will be eliminated. I just watched a tie-vote between 2 members and the one who actually logins got booted off.

the system randomly picks a user when it's a tie-vote... sorry, but it's the only way

that will be better. People that dont play in the game should be voted off asap

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Rahul

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We shall see, i stand by my statement that rahul is mafia. If he isn't then apologies rahul. But im positive im right.

Thank you for the apologies mate, BTW your foolishness has Gauranteed me Death, so i hereby decide to beat your ass naked on the Town Square with my massive Purple Dildo ( the one i use to make customers pay).

All hail the Neowin Town P.I.M.P !!

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mr.pingu

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that will be better. People that dont play in the game should be voted off asap

The problem is that it is quite often the most active/talkative members on here that are usually either killed or voted off first because people either suspect or wish to silence them. :/

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SacrificialSoldier

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The problem is that it is quite often the most active/talkative members on here that are usually either killed or voted off first because people either suspect or wish to silence them. :/

Well, I never thought of that but you are probably right.

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Lt-DavidW

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The problem is that it is quite often the most active/talkative members on here that are usually either killed or voted off first because people either suspect or wish to silence them. :/

I think missing votes or not voting is classed as not playing the game, not not posting.

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mikebiacsi

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Thank you for the apologies mate, BTW your foolishness has Gauranteed me Death, so i hereby decide to beat your ass naked on the Town Square with my massive Purple Dildo ( the one i use to make customers pay).

All hail the Neowin Town P.I.M.P !!

Looking forward to it.....

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sundayx Veteran

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Day 3 Night

The Sheriff was at it again. Long story short, Larney has gone missing and the Sheriff believes he has left town for good.

In another news, the Sheriff arrested Rahul for carrying around a massive purple dildo. No further information was released.

Breaking news, just in. All evidence indicate that Rahul is indeed a Mafia member, the purple dildo reported earlier was a case for his personal weapons, 10oz of C4 explosives, stanley knives, push pins, a yoyo, and a white flag.

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Rahul

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Woot! Go sherrif :D , remember rahul, don't drop the soap :whistle:

In the Jail, Brothers dont do Brothers, so remember ill be back for Mafia IV & then youll have a nice full introduction to the famed Purple headed venomous DILDO

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Anyways i had a nice time playing the game , also it was fun to kill shof before he could say 'Squeak' , im not surprised that SundayX didnt tell you about how Shof Died because of the graphic nature of his death. Until Next time Bye......

Capisci

BTW im NOT Al Cojones ( Though i do think thats a catchy Name)

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