[Game] Neowin Mafia III

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Day 1 Night

This is how the Sheriff recalls the incident. He arrived at a scene where a Townsperson reported to hear loud noises from. Owatonna had his legs cemented by four Mafia members at the construction site yesterday midnight. The Sheriff then saw one of the Mafia members got up close and personal to front Owatonna. Just as one of the Mafia members pointed a shotgun at his head, and while Owatonna wets his pants, the Sheriff drew his Glock and fired five rounds at the gathering. The Doctor later reported that three fiercely hit one one Mafia member in the head, neck, and left arm, one have been reported to injure the other three Mafias. The Mafias only were to be seen to flee from the scene, with one member dead. Owatonna is alive but remains in the hospital, suffering minor injuries and psychological impact. The reported dead Mafia member seems to be referred by his conrads by the name, Jase.

The town government is shocked by this incident, and is calling for a full investigation for the rest of the Mafia. There will be a towns meeting tonight and everyone is asked to be present, to vote for one person to be responsible for this incident.

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