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I'll tell a story about my mates at school, just to keep you busy :p

One nice wednesday, in our lessons French, two students (R and B) were studying their Maths for a later lesson, we were about to get a test. Our French Teacher noticed, and she took the math notes from R and B. The notes all were R's, so she was quite mad. Some minutes later we were called away for the class photos. After the photo, we returned to our class. Our french teacher (old fat stinky smoking women, nobody likes her) was later then us (she takes the lift, she can't do stairs because some months ago she had a fork in her foot). So, R decided to take back her notes.

At the end of the lesson, our teacher notices that the notes are no longer there. She was really really angry, and said something like "This won't be the last you hear of this!". We all kinda laughed at her!

An hour later (during maths) our Headmaster came over to our classroom. "R and B, outside". We heard him yelling (quite loud, he's scary) and later on we heard that our Frech teacher was standing outside crying.

Then, the next day, we had another French class. She was so angry, and she said (with her eyes closed, she never opens them while she talks) "From now on, it will be 'Zero Tolerance' for you all!". We all had another good laugh, and some idea came up my mind (yes, I'm the evil one here ^^).

That evening I messaged all my classmates they had to print a letter, full A4 size, and bring it with him. Everyone did, and the next French class we had a huge 'ZERO TOLERANCE' in all different fonts, papers hanging on the back side of our classroom, so that our teacher would see it every time she looked at us. It looked awesomely criminal and mean. When she walked in the classroom, she was sooooo shocked, it was really funny to see. She didn't say a word that lesson. She wrote some exercises on the blackboard.

Suddenly, at the end of the lesson, she asked something, trying to make friends with us again. "It's really nice that you remembered me of what you said, but I still remembered it. Now you can do two things. Or you take it off and put it away, or maybe you can hang them up the blackboard to remember yourself of your behaviour."

Now, R (who's notes it were) said this brilliant thing: "Miss, can we hang them up the blackboard now?" Our teacher went all red, packed her bags, and left the classroom (lesson was over anyways). We didn't see her again for two months!

That's how mean we are :ninjapirate:

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FiB3R

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I'll tell a story about my mates at school, just to keep you busy :p

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That's how mean we are :ninjapirate:

FAIL

I'm not even gonna go into the **** we did to our teachers, but I'll go as far to say that we managed to get in the news papers.

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Cormier6083

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Puhlease, that ain't even mean.

In our old school, in the Home. Ecc class, they threw her telephone to the ground, threw a book at her, pushed her, pulled her hair, broke her cane in half, and when her phone was working, they unplugged the data cable, so the phone didn't get a dial tone, and she's all like "HELLO?!?!? HELP??!?!" It was absolutely horrible. I just thank God I wasn't in that class.

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