[Joke] Who is Jack Schitt?

[jnelsoninjax]

How many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack

Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my friend's generous genealogy efforts, you can now

Respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer

Magnate, married O. Schitt,

The owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

Produced six children: Holie

Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep

Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb

Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe

Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with

Them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe

Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with

A rather nervous disposition

Named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were

Inseparable throughout childhood

And subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The

Wedding announcement in the

Newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He

Recently returned from Italy with his new

Italian bride, Pisa Schitt..

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct

Them

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

[Brandon]

Simply amazing!

[anonymous_user]

Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

[DaveAlmighty]

Hahaha, ingenious :p

[Kosh]

veeery nice :D

[shajiby]

haha brilliant!

[sundayx Veteran]

This is so old it came with a flash animation.

[That Guy Veteran]

That was ok :)

[spacer]

Holy cow is that old.

[Unto Darkness]

(Y) (Y) (Y)

Now that's a joke.

[zeroday]

Good one :D :D

[+Gary7 Subscriber²]

An oldie but a goodie! :D

[Matthew S.]

This is gettin bookmarked.

[tsupersonic]

An oldie but a goodie! :D

yep, very old, but good

[jon419]

The funny part is the incest going on in the Schitt family. What is with all the Schitts marrying other Schitts? I bet their family reunions are really Schitty.

[Matthew S.]

^ thats a bit too much schitt.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

lol, funny!

[Rahul]

that is a whole lot of crap in 1 post

[ATGC]

Nice one :laugh:

[Zab]

sick man

[MulletRobZ]

I've heard a similar joke, but this is much better! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

10/10

[Avatar Viper]

am i the only one who doesn't get it???

[Tha Bloo Monkee]

"Pisa Schitt"

:laugh:

[Impact]

lol