[Joke] The Perfect Worker


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1 Brian Wilson, my assistant tax accountant, can always be found

2 hard at work in his cubicle. Brian works independently, without

3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Brian never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7 breaks. Brian is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Brian can be

10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Brian be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines

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