[Joke] Little David tells a tale...

[jon419]

Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the

teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a

living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman,

salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his

father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all

his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do

it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

set the other children to work on some coloring, and took

little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about

your father?"

"No," said David, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit

Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the

other kids."

[jnelsoninjax]

LOL :laugh:

[JoZerByte]

ROFL :rofl:

[MulletRobZ]

Oh, I've heard many variants of this joke before. One said his father was really playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs and another said he was some sort of politician. But yeah, still good! (Y)

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

ROFL, nice one

[Rahul]

haha old but nice

[Avatar Viper]

lol...

[Dc'1]

LOL! Even though I've never heard of the Detroit Lions / know who they are, its still funny :p

[jak0bk]

LOL! Even though I've never heard of the Detroit Lions / know who they are, its still funny :p

Pretty much the worst NFL team ever.

HAHA. funny joke :)

[-Vivicidal-]

I love it!