jnelsoninjax Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back... He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach... He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf... Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg... He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" "I found the remote," he mumbled. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandre. Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Heard it before, in a different way though. Still good :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589923558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 6, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2008 ROFL!!!!! I haven't heard that one before, that was awesome! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589923642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefty04530 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 great! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589923916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 LOL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589925030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eat68 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 that was the good one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589925058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kami- Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 lmao Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589926340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAlmighty Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/678614-joke-caressing/#findComment-589927766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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