[Joke] tis the seasont to be jolly ..

[tajul]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each

possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers. St. Peter looked at

the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those

symbolize Christmas?"

The man replied, "They're Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins..............

:cool:

[Denholm]

:laugh: Heard it before, but it's still great!

[Alexandre.]

That is one kickass joke!

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

Oh dear...

In a good and yet bad way!

[wisetalk]

What did the Mother telephone tell the child telephone?

Reply after your reply

:-)

[wisetalk]

This is very tricky...... if you can figure this one out you're a genius.

Why did the dog cross the river ?

Reply coming soon.

[Panacik]

wisetalk,

Why are you posting your jokes here? Create a new thread per joke, but please... Make sure your jokes actually are jokes...

[_neutrino Veteran]

thats rather awesome.