[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you gain the superpower to fart on cue.

I wish i had a job

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now a Barnyard Masturbator.

I wish it was Spring now.

[redvamp128]

granted-- you drop off into a comma and wake up an old man, but it is spring.

I wish I had a better job.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you work at Wal-Mart (ROFL)

I wish i had better internet

[Lechio]

Granted. You now have a better filtered Internet.

I wish I had chocolate cake.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you cant eat it.Havent you heard the saying you cant have your cake and eat it too?

I wish i could find a buyer for my psp slim

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but the buyer is gone from existence and his credit card was overdrawn.

I wish I weigh less

[Lechio]

Granted. You now weigh 1 gram less, congrats.

I wish i had the new Palm phone.

[Snowl]

Granted. The screen cracks and Palm goes out of buisness, so you cant return it or send it in for warrenty because its a special CRT screen.

I wish Windows 7 Beta would download faster.

[GrimReeper]

Granted. The screen cracks and Palm goes out of buisness, so you cant return it or send it in for warrenty because its a special CRT screen.

I wish Windows 7 Beta would download faster.

Granted. The download is corrupted so you have to start over

I wish I had never seen the post about the barnyard masturbator

[Minimoose]

Granted but you have to watch it happen in real life.

I wish I didn't have six exams.

[Ci7]

Granted . but you have two dozen exams . lol !

i wish that i graduate today :) .

[GrimReeper]

Granted . but you have two dozen exams . lol !

i wish that i graduate today :) .

Granted. you graduate kindergarten

I wish that I could sleep with Kristen Stewart :wub:

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you are now in jail for breaking and entering.

I wish Jesus was here right now.

[GrimReeper]

Granted, you are now in jail for breaking and entering.

I wish Jesus was here right now.

Granted but no one recognizes him and now he is homeless

I wish I could meet Michio Kaku and be smart enough to have a interesting conversation with him about his field.

[Lechio]

Granted. But now the string field theory has proven to be wrong.

I wish we already had a way to travel in space at velocities superior to light speed.

[Ci7]

granted . but you turn into ashes from the heat of the speed .

i wish i am millionaire .

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but now you owe 10 million in taxes to the irs for that

I wish i had a better sperm count

[roadgeek9]

Granted, but now you have no money because of child support.

I wish the Eagles would make it to the Super Bowl.

[sundayx Veteran]

Granted, and they are there to play Hotel California!

I wish I had the life of Steve Jobs.

[Lechio]

Granted. And I'm sorry to break it to you in such a way, but... You have a terminal illness and will die pretty soon.

I wish I was back in the 80's.

[Omar Hussain]

Granted, but you have to go back as an animal. of my choice. (a rabbit!)

I wish I was the cleverest person in the world

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, now everybody hates you, and a mob kills you.

I wish I was a girl

[Minimoose]

Granted but you have no genitalia.

I wish I had a new computer.

[-Vivicidal-]

Granted, but it runs at 100kW and costs you life savings to run it for two minutes.

I wish I had awesome superpowers.