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Granted, but they wil dissect you and eat you alive before you began your coversation.

I wish I can sleep at work and still get pay.

Granted. You become a she-male prostitute working 24/7 named Sabrina, who never can find a condom.

I wish I could eat what I want and not get fat.

Granted. You become a she-male prostitute working 24/7 named Sabrina, who never can find a condom.

I wish I could eat what I want and not get fat.

granted, the second you eat something, you crap it out instantly, and its a function you have no control over. Have fun with that one :p

I wish grass was blue.

Granted, But the company instantly is 500 trillion dollars in debt causing you to sell your self on the streets so you an get some source of protein intake. :p

I wish MS would buy out Apple leaving it as a division of MS allowing MAC OS to be installed on any PC.

edit: Obama would eat my penis even now was my point. ;)

Granted. But it attracts a rogue worm hole which sucks you into the 25th century where the earth does not exist and I float lifeless in space.

I wish those starving childern in Africa had food to eat. (It can't be me cause I'm floating lifeless in space in the 25th century :()

Granted. But it attracts a rogue worm hole which sucks you into the 25th century where the earth does not exist and I float lifeless in space.

I wish those starving childern in Africa had food to eat. (It can't be me cause I'm floating lifeless in space in the 25th century :()

Granted, its a wish, youre back with the kids and they are feasting on you. Dont tell a genie what to do :p

I wish I was a genie.

Granted, there is only 1 toilet in the world, and everyone waits in line, basically getting just 1 time a month to use the restroom, before you go back in line to wait for your 1 time agian.

I wish I was first in line.

granted, but you would sit on it for hours and hours of excruciating anal pain and turbo Diarrhea.

I wish I lived in Alaska

Edit: no more harshness :blush: ( and i'm not homophobic, jeez... it's just a joke)

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