Be afraid of your chair, Yes your chair.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Now I actually wanna leave for school and sit in a normal chair... :(

[omganinja]

*goes off to find a non-hydrolic stool* I like my bits and pieces where they are thanks.

I think you mean non-gas stool, unless of course, you want chair parts in your ass.

[Unto Darkness]

Oh god... I can feel the pressure in my chair building up.. Quick someone call the...

<SPLAT>

[Aero_Rising]

It really would suck to die that way, being violated by your chair.

[shakey_snake]

My chair was made in China, but designed by Swedes...

Am I safe? :p

[BoJo]

My chair was made in China, but designed by Swedes...

Am I safe? :p

Absolutely not. Can't trust those damn swedes :shiftyninja:

[White Cuban]

that looks just like my chair without a hole :s

[The Rev]

:-( very sad..... Poor kid, and family.......

[maplecookie Veteran]

Holy crud, that's kind of scary! Hopefully this doesn't keep happening...

/me eyes my chair warily

[qdave]

scary indeeed.

luckily i have a different chair :p

[WelshBluebird]

I'm moving to my bed lol.

[GrimReeper]

*stands up*

This is scary, I think I have the gas type ones and I'm always jumping on to it, bouncing and ****.

[BOOYAH]

That blows!

[Green_Eye]

Well that must have been a pain in the arse...

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

How unfortunate. I had no idea this could happen.

/me puts metal plate on chair

[revvo]

Will this explode? I hope not!

[Scirwode]

Glad I got a crummy plastic chair at home :p . On the other hand, the one at the office is a different story altogether... :unsure: .

Scirwode

[+Tyranade Subscriber²]

I'm glad mines Hydrolic and not gas and I cant lie after reading all the posts I fell out of my chair XD.

Edited February 21, 2009 by Disengage

[alexisicon]

BACKUP!!! :blink:

[Southern Patriot]

*goes off to find a non-hydrolic stool* I like my bits and pieces where they are thanks.

Actually, the hydrolic (liquid filled) type are the safe ones, it's the pnumatic (gas filled) ones that can be dangerous.

[Skyfrog]

Now that I've had some time to think it over I wouldn't be too worried since this is incredibly fake. First there is no way there's enough pressure in those cylinders to explode like that. They won't even raise the chair if a person is sitting on it. Second the damage is obviously not caused by the cylinder exploding, someone just cut the fabric and ripped out the padding. There is no damage at all to the bottom of the chair. Finally I don't know if anyone mentioned it or not, but there's not a drop of blood anywhere. Oh and the story conveniently takes place in China, making it very difficult to get any actual facts.

So relax, this is nothing more than Snopes fodder. ;)

[xXys0seriousXx]

This is why I use one of those round physio balls for a chair. If it actually exploded it would be like sitting on a giant balloon popping, no weird shrapnel flying up in me.

[~ Rogue ~]

And you people wonder why lately, I've been sitting on a stack of 3 over-sized beanbags. >_>

[DigitalE]

It took over an hour to get him to a hospital? Something doesn't seem right there. When I got hit by a car on my bike and wasn't even hurt at all, an ambulance was there within 5 minutes...

[MidnightDevil]

weird, very weird, most of the chairs are gas powered. if this is true, any ass can be blown!