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i dont get how this is possible

theres not enough pressure to lift someone, but enough to blow through the chair material?

either way, it might be simpler just to not sit cirrectly, lean on a cheek and slide a bit to one side, that way it doesnt have a clear path to your insides, and will hit the cheek/bones in there(pretty sure theres bones inthere)

I always tilt back on mine. I'm worried now that I read this story.

I have even had sex a few times on this kind of chairs before :cry:

Hopefully it is fake. I don't know much about hydraulic or pneumatic systems but this seems too much of an explosion for a gas cylinder like the one those chairs are carrying.

I always tilt back on mine. I'm worried now that I read this story.

I have even had sex a few times on this kind of chairs before :cry:

Hopefully it is fake. I don't know much about hydraulic or pneumatic systems but this seems too much of an explosion for a gas cylinder like the one those chairs are carrying.

It's not fake, I've seen these things blow.

However. Old thread is old.

how do i know if i have the gas one or the hydro one???????????

please tell me before my ass expands :(

It really would suck to die that way, being violated by your chair.

:laugh: :rofl:

Now that I've had some time to think it over I wouldn't be too worried since this is incredibly fake. First there is no way there's enough pressure in those cylinders to explode like that. They won't even raise the chair if a person is sitting on it. Second the damage is obviously not caused by the cylinder exploding, someone just cut the fabric and ripped out the padding. There is no damage at all to the bottom of the chair. Finally I don't know if anyone mentioned it or not, but there's not a drop of blood anywhere. Oh and the story conveniently takes place in China, making it very difficult to get any actual facts.

So relax, this is nothing more than Snopes fodder. ;)

+1 I agree.

It took over an hour to get him to a hospital? Something doesn't seem right there. When I got hit by a car on my bike and wasn't even hurt at all, an ambulance was there within 5 minutes...

You live in in your town this guy lives in a city. It is normal.

It's not fake, I've seen these things blow.

However. Old thread is old.

I think it is indeed fake. Read the posts above me.

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