Hum Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket. Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery. But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source. Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted May 25, 2009 Member Share Posted May 25, 2009 That'll teach him to go off half cocked. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroday Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Hahah, epic fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentaal Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kralik Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 :rofl: If gangsters had names like the Smurfs.. he would be clumsy gangsta :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 This reminds me of: "When "keepin' it real" goes wrong!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeta_immersion Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 awesome ... stupidity has no bounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Veteran Posted May 25, 2009 Veteran Share Posted May 25, 2009 Does this mean he won't be making any more wanna-be gangstas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Shot himself in the CRUTCH??? Crotch surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vivicidal- Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Half-cocked! Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusuf M. Veteran Posted May 25, 2009 Veteran Share Posted May 25, 2009 A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket. Hahahaha! Half cocked! Get it? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Flash Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Hahahaha! Half cocked! Get it? :rofl: Don't be such a dick. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 And i thought only us Americans were that stupid..... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 ^ I don't think the USA holds a patent on stupidity -- tho if they could make money from it, they would. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ba'al Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 So his "penis enlargement device" turned into quite the opposite :rofl: This deserves a Darwin Award - while hze survived, he removed his ability to create offspring and thus still improved the gene pool in doing so :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diffused Mind Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 That's what happens when you carry with the hammer down and the safety off. Looks like a Beretta 92...they don't have grip safeties IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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