Would-be gangster shoots off his manhood


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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

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Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Hahahaha! Half cocked! Get it? :rofl:

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So his "penis enlargement device" turned into quite the opposite :rofl:

This deserves a Darwin Award - while hze survived, he removed his ability to create offspring and thus still improved the gene pool in doing so :yes:

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That's what happens when you carry with the hammer down and the safety off. Looks like a Beretta 92...they don't have grip safeties IIRC.

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