Would-be gangster shoots off his manhood

[Hum]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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[Growled Member]

That'll teach him to go off half cocked. :D

[zeroday]

Hahah, epic fail.

[brentaal]

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

[Kralik]

:rofl: If gangsters had names like the Smurfs.. he would be clumsy gangsta :laugh:

[Vice]

This reminds me of:

"When "keepin' it real" goes wrong!"

[zeta_immersion]

awesome ... stupidity has no bounds

[Eric Veteran]

Does this mean he won't be making any more wanna-be gangstas?

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

Shot himself in the CRUTCH??? Crotch surely?

[-Vivicidal-]

Half-cocked! Hahaha!

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Hahahaha! Half cocked! Get it? :rofl:

[Black Flash]

Hahahaha! Half cocked! Get it? :rofl:

Don't be such a dick. :laugh:

[The Rev]

And i thought only us Americans were that stupid..... :rofl:

[Hum]

^ I don't think the USA holds a patent on stupidity -- tho if they could make money from it, they would. ;)

[Lord Ba'al]

So his "penis enlargement device" turned into quite the opposite :rofl:

This deserves a Darwin Award - while hze survived, he removed his ability to create offspring and thus still improved the gene pool in doing so :yes:

[Diffused Mind]

That's what happens when you carry with the hammer down and the safety off. Looks like a Beretta 92...they don't have grip safeties IIRC.