lefty04530 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, calls his grandson to his bedside. ?Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos? "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleNeutrino Veteran Posted July 10, 2009 Veteran Share Posted July 10, 2009 thats was horribly stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_architect Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 :/ Yea that was pretty bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Even without the pathetic written-accent - it's not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swmand4 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I was expecting something about "an offer you can't refuse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMaster Jay Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Although it is dry humor, it is not really a joke. More of a *wink*wink* to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajul Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?" lol.. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevo Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 i yawned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fAlCoNNiAn Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 i lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted July 14, 2009 MVC Share Posted July 14, 2009 Is it me or are the jokes getting worse and worse in the Neowin Jokes Section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super8 and Tab Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i lol'd :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Proof Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i liked it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badrobot14 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I was expecting something about "an offer you can't refuse". :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Is it me or are the jokes getting worse and worse in the Neowin Jokes Section We all are trying to be as good as we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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