The worst movie you have seen?


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The naked twins is the best part of that movie!

Yeah, it isn't often that you get to see two real twin sisters (as opposed to two similar looking girls pretending to be twins) naked and making out in even a porno, much less a mainstream movie!

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Easy.

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It's just like a **** TV remake of the first one. Bit like The Crow: Stairway To Heaven with Mark Dacascos. I had the TV copy of the first film on VHS... although, further research suggests it was part of a TV show, as opposed to just being a made-for-TV-film.

I read somewhere that they ran out of money to fund the storyline for the sequel or funding fell through... so they ended up more or less remaking the original, just really badly :|

i've rated 1337 (heh didn't even notice) movies on IMDB, these are the 1's

Green River Killer 2005

I Accidentally Domed Your Son 2004

Alien Abduction 2005

Universal Soldiers 2007

Phat Girlz 2006

Hobgoblins 1988

The Cat in the Hat 2003

Manos: The Hands of Fate 1966

Gods and Generals 2003

The Number One Girl 2005

13 Dead Men 2003

Fire, Ice & Dynamite 1990

Eight Crazy Nights 2002

Rise of the Undead 2005

Majority of crud from Scy fy, The Room, anything by Uwe Boll except Postal

Postal was a treat, Boll did a fantastic job of capturing the antics of the video game.

Speaking of Boll, have you seen Stoich or Darfur? They're actually really... well... extremely graphic films. They are powerful. Darfur is possibly as close as you'll get to the real thing, which I have to give him credit for. Whereas Stoich is just unashamedly violent, but then again so is the "true-story" it was based on. I did read that Stoich was pretty much all improvisation, so credit for that.

However, it would appear he's making another shock-shock-horror film called Auschwitz... so I can see him exploiting sensitive topics with graphic imagery instead of video games to make his quick bucks in the future.

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Postal was a treat, Boll did a fantastic job of capturing the antics of the video game.

Speaking of Boll, have you seen Stoich or Darfur? They're actually really... well... extremely graphic films. They are powerful. Darfur is possibly as close as you'll get to the real thing, which I have to give him credit for. Whereas Stoich is just unashamedly violent, but then again so is the "true-story" video platform it was based on. I did read that Stoich was pretty much all improvisation, so credit for that.

However, it would appear he's making another shock-shock-horror film called Auschwitz... so I can see him exploiting sensitive topics with graphic imagery instead of video games to make his quick bucks in the future.

The only one I could stomach was Postal too. Stoich was the worst.

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Napoleon Dynamite...

That movie was so bad, i recommend it as a must see to anyone that is stupid enough to say they have never seen it..

Yep, was the first film in my entire life I almost came close to turning off before the end. (I give all movies a go no matter how bad)

Not sure what it the film was called but my dad was watching it and I decided to see what it was like and it was truly terrible. I think it was Batlle Los Angeles, with really bad CGI, terrible acting and just an awful storyline, and I like films like plan 9 from outerspace so thats saying something

I tend not to watch movies by accident, but whilst travelling the only "English/US" channel was showing "The In Crowd", it was awful, but kind of funny because it was so terrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163676/

I make sure to not watch movies with less than 6 stars these days.

I can't believe some of the films that I've seen listed here. I thought they were brilliant...each to their own I guess. Worst movie I've seen was a rip off of The Day After Tomorrow set in Australia. I can't think of the name of it :(

Ohh, I think I saw that. Wouldn't have anything to do with the ozone layer or something?

If it's the same one, then yes, it was terrible.

I can't believe some of the films that I've seen listed here. I thought they were brilliant...each to their own I guess. Worst movie I've seen was a rip off of The Day After Tomorrow set in Australia. I can't think of the name of it :(

Attention grabbing. Someone will always call Inception/Avatar the worst movie they ever saw because it attracts attention. Then again they could just be hipsters.

For me, the worst movie I ever saw has to be "Attack Force" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_Force_%28film%29). In the UK they advertised this film to the point that I actually thought it would be a good idea to buy a straight-to-DVD Seagal movie. This was a film so bad that half of Seagal's scenes were dubbed over with Martin Sheen because they changed the plot after they had finished filming. Bear in mind that the film was not totally dubbed over, so in a single scene Seagal's voice changes into Martin Sheen's, and then back into his own. The plot sucked too.

After I watched it, I literally took it out of the player, snapped the disc, and threw it in the bin.

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