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Is Neobond the same person as Tom W?

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tiagosilva29    885

I had 2 bottles of wine already, but I know y'all doing something important right now and I'mma let you finish, but I believe that Neobond and Tom W are the same person.

Facts:

  • They are both English and need to do some Wii Fit training.
  • They were always, like, best friends forever since the genesis of this joint.
  • They are always online, at the same time in the Neowin IRC room.

Tom W is the young Neobond and Neobond is the old Tom W.

Tom W is a fresh blonde London chap that later decided to gtfo of his stable life and travel around the world and spread his love for Windows. Since Windows is a pain in the ass lots of grey hair popped in his head and that's why Neobond painted his scalp as brunette. But they are the same person, Neobond.

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Tech Star    254

Yes they are.

And I am Kobe Bryant also because we are both awake at the same time.

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vincent    153

Classic (Y)

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Stephen    38

yes, at neowindex, steve was carrying a mirror around with him which had hair painted on, which for some reason always had tom in it. THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL!

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shockz    3,041

Oh boy. You figured it out.

Would you mind looking into this:

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Yusuf M.    1,354

No, they aren't the same person. Tom W used to go by the name creamhackered. Remember him? :happy:

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Simon    171

tbh I can't believe it took you this long to figure it out.

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spy beef    144

I agree.

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Subject Delta    108

:laugh:

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Laura    145

You know guys, we really should try to contain this leak before word gets out. The repurcusions could be .. srs ..

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NienorGT    12

Ya sure it was wine?

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Tech Star    254
You know guys, we really should try to contain this leak before word gets out. The repurcusions could be .. srs ..

Everything you read on the internet can't be always be true!

Instead of the PS3, think about this.

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+Brandon Live    232

This makes so much sense.

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Subject Delta    108
Everything you read on the internet can't be always be true!

Instead of the PS3, think about this.

Didn't you read the news? The internet NEVER lies :o

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Rob2687    72

What the lahrd?

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Sean B.    17

L.O.L.

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Srugie    10

Haha! :laugh:

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.Kompressor    8

can't wait to hear what you say when you smoke some green..lol

epic thread... I think in the early days of neowin.... Neobond had 2 accounts. one was Neobond and the other was Steven or StevenParker. something like that....but I don't think we knew it was the same person for sometime....lol

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Corris    42

It is said that Tom W and Neobond are the same person, Tom W being the one form the present, and Neobond, a future Tom sent back in time to save the present.

Seems logical to me.

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giantsnyy    57
It is said that Tom W and Neobond are the same person, Tom W being the one form the present, and Neobond, a future Tom sent back in time to save the present.

Seems logical to me.

Coincidentally, the future Tom also changed his name to Steve to avoid any possible way of identifying him.

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UltimaCJ    2

really its the same person that does those reviews on Zero Puncationation? Good reviews although the Wii Sports Resort was whoa, I always thought the point of the Wii WAS to make you look like a compelte bafoon in front of your friends (and get a good work out at the same time) :).

True the Wii could proberly do better and the Wii Motion deal is different/innovating, just need more 3rd party (GOOD 3rd party) games.

I will say it did convert my family to enjoy game consoles they never liked them.

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Biotoxic_hazard_835    151
It is said that Tom W and Neobond are the same person, Tom W being the one form the present, and Neobond, a future Tom sent back in time to save the present.

Seems logical to me.

So does that means that Skynet is real and that Neowin will be hosting the raise of the machines ?

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PL_    19
So does that means that Skynet is real and that Neowin will be hosting the raise of the machines ?

:shiftyninja:

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tomwarren    61

I think I'd break Wii fit but yes I am Neobond. We are one.

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Andrew Lyle    335
I had 2 bottles of wine already, but I know y'all doing something important right now and I'mma let you finish, but I believe that Neobond and Tom W are the same person.

Facts:

That explains this thread :D

Haven't you watched Fight Club... They ARE the same person :p

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