[Joke] Difference Between Men & Women...

[jamesclarke555]

WOMAN'S DIARY

12 July 2008 Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

MAN'S DIARY

Saturday 12 July

Played golf today and was crap - Gutted. Got a shag though.

[Colin-uk Veteran]

:D

[xtrabit racing]

enough for a diary :)

[MikeChipshop Member]

hahaha to true though :p

[buckboii]

:)

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

Hahaha, that's funny and true (most of the time). :laugh:

[vraev]

lol! true. That's sort of my one line diary entry as well. lol :p

[Mr. Gibs]

Hahaha!

Though I don't know many guys, if any, who have diaries LOL

[jonhapimp]

ROFL

[ajua]

Sometimes true :blush:

[still1]

thats funny and true.....

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

hahaha, that's hilarious!

[ThePitt]

haha

[The_Wizard]

lmao :laugh:

[dnast]

Hahaha! Good one!

[wongli]

nice one.... true..

[Cheshire Wolf]

Nice, but not really true for me. I don't write Diaries. I write epic mini stories for the day. At least 2 pages long describing the events of the day in an imaginative way. Sometimes I even do little doodles.

This is when I do write things about the day. I get distracted easy so I could end up writing one tomorrow but then not writing another for weeks.