[Joke] Difference Between Men & Women...


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WOMAN'S DIARY

12 July 2008 Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

MAN'S DIARY

Saturday 12 July

Played golf today and was crap - Gutted. Got a shag though.

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Nice, but not really true for me. I don't write Diaries. I write epic mini stories for the day. At least 2 pages long describing the events of the day in an imaginative way. Sometimes I even do little doodles.

This is when I do write things about the day. I get distracted easy so I could end up writing one tomorrow but then not writing another for weeks.

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