[news] Guy Marries Video Game

[webeagle12]

That Nene Anegasaki, she's a charmer. She's also a video game character from extreme dating sim Love Plus, now wedded to a flesh and blood gamer.

The two were married when a man brought his DS along with a copy of Love Plus to a church in Guam. There's no word on honeymoon plans, but the two will be holding a small reception for family, close friends and the internet on November 22nd. (Seriously, there will be a webcam and stuff.)

It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds. Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same. [Tiny Cartridge via technabob]

http://gizmodo.com/5409175/guy-marries-vid...e-we-dont-judge

[still1]

How do they make love??? :D

[sonrah]

From a monetary perspective, that's hella smart. He now gets a tax break, gets to declare his wife's income is 0, etc. etc.

[Doli]

I would marry & host the reception for them, I have no problem taking money from a fool.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

That is just sad.

[t_r_nelson]

How do they make love??? :D

Don't ask. You may not like the answer...<shudder>

[argonite]

If the battery dies, is she considered legally dead?

[ChazZeromus]

Quite simple my friend, when a marriage between a physical human and a 2D character is established, it's actually quite trickier to bond compared to a usual marriage as it is difficult to add life to the 2D spouse. There is one way to make this possible, as the marriage would have to delegate to the artist of the 2D spouse, forever to be fettered to draw various portraits of her to assimilate various situations such as eating, sleeping, eating happy, sleeping happy and especially sex. Lolz I want one now.

[shakey]

Real question to ask, If he plays with another game, is he cheating?

[t_r_nelson]

Real question to ask, If he plays with another game, is he cheating?

LOL :laugh:

[still1]

If the battery dies, is she considered legally dead?

lol... :laugh:

[buckboii]

Who would do that, screwed up guy

[M_Lyons10]

Real question to ask, If he plays with another game, is he cheating?

That's funny.

What a weird story though. People are strange...

[toadeater]

How do they make love??? :D

With his Wii Wii.

[The Rev]

Dear god......

With his Wii Wii.

.....Kill me now. :rofl:

[Tech Star]

Think of the printable children!

[Master1]

I THINK THAT THE GUY AND WHOEVER DID THE CEREMONY SHOULD CHECK INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION :p

[Doli]

I THINK THAT THE GUY AND WHOEVER DID THE CEREMONY SHOULD CHECK INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION :p

If the person who did the ceremony got paid then I don't see anything wrong unless people want to say he took advantage of nut.

[WastedJoker]

If I married a PS3 game, would it be my trophy wife?

[Tech Star]

If I married a PS3 game, would it be my trophy wife?

Big Bang

Honeymoon - Gold.