[news] Guy Marries Video Game

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That Nene Anegasaki, she's a charmer. She's also a video game character from extreme dating sim Love Plus, now wedded to a flesh and blood gamer.

The two were married when a man brought his DS along with a copy of Love Plus to a church in Guam. There's no word on honeymoon plans, but the two will be holding a small reception for family, close friends and the internet on November 22nd. (Seriously, there will be a webcam and stuff.)

It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds. Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same. [Tiny Cartridge via technabob]

http://gizmodo.com/5409175/guy-marries-vid...e-we-dont-judge

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Quite simple my friend, when a marriage between a physical human and a 2D character is established, it's actually quite trickier to bond compared to a usual marriage as it is difficult to add life to the 2D spouse. There is one way to make this possible, as the marriage would have to delegate to the artist of the 2D spouse, forever to be fettered to draw various portraits of her to assimilate various situations such as eating, sleeping, eating happy, sleeping happy and especially sex. Lolz I want one now.

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I THINK THAT THE GUY AND WHOEVER DID THE CEREMONY SHOULD CHECK INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION :p

If the person who did the ceremony got paid then I don't see anything wrong unless people want to say he took advantage of nut.

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