Nihilus Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Omni or Insane? Who will it be? The suspense is immense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+InsaneNutter MVC Posted November 10, 2010 MVC Share Posted November 10, 2010 That's either one ****ing huge cat or a tiny trampoline. And yes, I know it's an exercize trampoline, but it's still small in comparison to the cat! Cats in the UK are really just that big! I've had many nightmares about waking up with a cat sat on my bed :cry: Omni or Insane? Who will it be? The suspense is immense. If Omni can get clearance for a mission to the moon I don't think that i can compete with that. However I can make a great cheese, ham and tomato toastie which could sweeten the deal for swissdude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Splash-proof camera Could come in handy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbandonedTrolley Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Good luck guys, this really could be your big break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mps69 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Could come in handy... A some what Freudian slip me thinks :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badsey Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I need a link to some of your work you have done this is really the only thing that anyone "needs" to answer, the photographer shouldn't provide the location, you should, there's go to be a budget and like stated before 2-3 hours is nothing, and once a month... with that time schedule not a lot is going to be achieved, and asking for the equipment the photographer has is like asking for a list of what you have in your house, but for the fun of it, i have 2 lenses, camera body, flash gun, macro lenses, tripod, 3 mem cards, 2 battery's, and a few other goodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbandonedTrolley Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 a few other goodies I'm interested in seeing your 'goodies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game_over Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Could come in handy... haha! have some imaginary rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 :rofl: nice thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebor Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 That's either one ****ing huge cat or a tiny trampoline. And yes, I know it's an exercize trampoline, but it's still small in comparison to the cat! Thats no cat, its a space station We are stuck in its tractor beam and its pulling us in P.S. we also have Giraffes living in the loft/attic in the UK so Huge cats are the least of our worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gian Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Sounds like an ad for porn. London calling, I am coming :yes: (top top model you said right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzy88ss Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 My bad, I didn't write the ad write I'l re-write I did it in a rush - I will re-write it My apology's for the lack of clarity in it yea ok. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remus_lupin Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Hello swissdude, I use a daguerreotype camera, it is a little older than the rest of the cameras people use on this forum... I cannot shoot video, but I feel the quality of the photos greatly outweigh this fact. You will not be disappointed, here is a link to the camera I use http://www.fi.edu/pieces/myers/ All the work I have done was unfortunately lost in a house fire 7 years ago. Since then, I have not taken a single photo, but I am constantly taking photos inside my head, so I have had a lot of time to think about taking pictures of things I see... I am 11 and I live in Canada, I don't mind traveling to the UK once a month though... I receive an allowance of $5 per month, that should be enough to get me to London and back... Oh wait, I forgot about the HST, alright, I may need a downpayment of a dollar or so (that is about 0.69 of a euro).... I am currently in elementary school, working full time at a steel mill... I feel as if any place in London would be good to shoot, which opens up thousands upon thousands of opportunities. Thanks for your time, and again. I am suited for this job! You may email me directly with further information at: "theonlyreasoniwrotethiswastoprocrastinate@hotmail.com" Regards, the 11 year old photographer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argote Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Hello swissdude, I use a daguerreotype camera, it is a little older than the rest of the cameras people use on this forum... I cannot shoot video, but I feel the quality of the photos greatly outweigh this fact. You will not be disappointed, here is a link to the camera I use http://www.fi.edu/pieces/myers/ All the work I have done was unfortunately lost in a house fire 7 years ago. Since then, I have not taken a single photo, but I am constantly taking photos inside my head, so I have had a lot of time to think about taking pictures of things I see... I am 11 and I live in Canada, I don't mind traveling to the UK once a month though... I receive an allowance of $5 per month, that should be enough to get me to London and back... Oh wait, I forgot about the HST, alright, I may need a downpayment of a dollar or so (that is about 0.69 of a euro).... I am currently in elementary school, working full time at a steel mill... I feel as if any place in London would be good to shoot, which opens up thousands upon thousands of opportunities. Thanks for your time, and again. I am suited for this job! You may email me directly with further information at: "theonlyreasoniwrotethiswastoprocrastinate@hotmail.com" Regards, the 11 year old photographer Your sig betrays your lies!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remus_lupin Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Your sig betrays your lies!!! Assuming my signature isn't the lie :0 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Argote :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixelpixel Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Don't work for free. Check here for standard rates: http://www.londonfreelance.org/feesguide/index.php?section=Photography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzy88ss Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Don't work for free. Check here for standard rates: http://www.londonfreelance.org/feesguide/index.php?section=Photography I think you missed the point of the thread? Most of the posts are jokes about how clueless the OP is and shouldn't be taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Holy thread resurrection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhell Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I actually remember this thread than the LOLZ that it brought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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